I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.
i shut my eyes and just let it wash over me.
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH